Folding in half

What is the maximum number of times a normal sheet of (news)paper can be folded in half by hand?

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Up and Down

What goes up and down, but still remains in the same place?

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All in one?

What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

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Breakfast

What can you never eat for breakfast?

Apples

If there are 6 apples and you take away 4, how many do you have? 
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Plane crash

If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors? a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?


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Spell it!

If you spell "sit all day in the tub" S-O-A-K, and you spell "a funny story" J-O-K-E, how do you spell "the white of an egg"?

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Pills

If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken? 

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Are you strong enough?

How can you lift an elephant with one hand? 

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President's name

What was the American President's name in 1990? 

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Nearly an accident!

A man dressed in all black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly, a large black car without any lights on comes round the corner and screeches to a halt. How did the car know he was there?

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Who's first?

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird? 

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Two words, most letters?

What two words, when combined hold the most letters? 

Score Predction

A man makes a claim that he can predict the exact score of every football game, before it begins. And he's always right. How's that possible?