Monday, September 29, 2014

Ultimate Tongue Twisters

1
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
2
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
3
How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?
from the comic Calvin & Hobbes, by Bill Waterson
4
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
5
Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.
by Raymond Weisling
6
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.
7
Coy knows pseudonoise codes.
by Pierre Abbat
8
Sheena leads, Sheila needs.
9
The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
10
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
by Meaghan Desbiens

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